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Round 1
Sumner County Jail records show 29-year-old Jacob L. Warner was booked in on a DUI charge and a charge of driving on the right side of the roadway.
But judging by the booking photo this poor guy is already being convicted by the court of public opinion.
Because that's not just a haircut. That's a blonde wig that looks like it's been living in the back of a Spirit Halloween clearance bin since 2004.
He looks like Fred from Scooby-Doo got fired from Mystery Inc., started a cover band, and immediately made several questionable life choices.
You can see why commenters thought Hanson was missing a member. Others said he had the “let me talk to your manager” hair.
Now I was a bit confused by his charge: DRIVING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROADWAY
I mean, this is America! We're *supposed* to be driving on the right side of the road. Turns out, according to Tenn. Code § 55-8-115 it could mean any of the following (pause to read)
Again, DUI allegations are serious, and nobody should drive impaired. But between the wrong-way driving and that hair, this may be the first booking where that mop should also be facing charges.
Round 2
The FBI’s Nashville office is warning parents about a growing danger online: people are using AI apps to turn ordinary photos of real children into fake, naughty explicit images—sometimes in seconds and without that child ever knowing or participating.
This isn't some far-off sci-fi problem. It's happening now (as we all knew it would)
They are able to literally take that otherwise innocent picture of your child that you posted to your social media feed, and use AI to alter the image into the most grotesque content.
Nashville police recently arrested a convicted offender accused of uploading an AI-generated child s*xual-abuse image to Discord after a tip to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
Please talk with your kids about privacy, gaming chats, social media, and strangers who pressure them for pictures or private information.
Save messages and screenshots, tell a trusted adult, and contact law enforcement if something feels wrong.
And PLEASE, for the love of all that is good in the universe, stop posting your kids pics online!
That's two rounds down and one to go, let's work as a team and shoot for just 100 likes on today's video.
Round 3
Henry County deputies were looking for Kodie Hensley after he walked away from a work detail Tuesday morning near County Home Road and the Highway 218 bypass.
He just… walked away.
Hensley was serving time on a probation violation tied to drug charges.
Deputies later said he was spotted near Alman Cemetery Road and Wimberly Road around 6:20 that morning and the manhunt is now over:
Hensley's been captured and returned to custody.
Now, on top of what he was already serving time for, He's been charged with escape and will be held without bond.
Looks like walking off a work detail is a pretty bad way to turn “serving time” into “serving even more time.”
And that was your daily Tennessee news roundup.
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