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Round 1
Kingsport police need your help finding a couple of Cosmetic Crotch Stuffers
Security Footage released yesterday shows the couple walk into what looks to be a Walgreens to browse the make up aisle
The man seems to know exactly what he wants, and makes his selection first.
Now I dont know who taught to this gentleman how cosmetics work, but that's not how you apply plumping gloss, sir
And, his lady friend, well she was too busy to explain that to him
Shortly after making sure no one witnessed her man stuffing his sack, she does the ole look loo, and swipes some goodies of her own
And guess where SHE put them?
That's right, the camel toe cavern!
Listen, ma'am, I understand your lips are chapped but wait til you get home to do that, please
After securing the loot in their loins they made their way to the exit and left
So if you've seen a couple matching this description with blush on their bums or lipstick on the dipstick the Kingsport police want to hear from you!
Round 2
Murfreesboro Police just got Lucky, But
No. They didnt win the lottery
Instead they arrested a man named Luckey.
Kendall Luckey, 18, was 1 of 4 men involved in the altercation last Friday at the InTown Suites Extended Stay motel
According to police Lucky flashed his hand cannon and let loose at 2 other men near the hotel entrance
one of whom responded with his own barrage.
That altercation left 2 men with lead prizes and Luckey was 1 of the Lucky 2.
And so far, out of all 4, he's the only one to win his very own orange jumpsuit, silver bracelets and 1 on 1 date with the judge!
To top all that Luck, he gets to stay rent-free in Murfreesboro's finest extended stay —the downtown graybar hotel.
That's 2 stories down and 1 to go. If you're new here tell us in the comments where you're watching from!
Round 3
In the midst of all this talk about Flock Cameras and privacy invasions, Knoxville Police proved yesterday that they are listening—kinda
They took to facebook to brag about their new First Responder Drones.
Because when you're house is on fire or you're being mugged nothing puts you at ease quite like an unarmed drone filming the whole thing!
To be fair Knoxville PD explained these drones will be used for more than routine incident response.
They will also be used during natural disasters, severe weather & large events, because surveillance!
There are some safe guards in place to prevent abuse. For one, all flight data will be available on a transparency dashboard—which tells me the public pressure is getting to them.
And on the bright side, in a few months we will get some wicked cool angles of those viral police encounters!
So, if you see a drone flying around your next traffic stop, it's just Uncle Sam making sure you're behaving yourself!
That's your Tennessee News in under 3 minutes. For deep dives on local drama the Patriot Punkcast returns in September! We'll see you tomorrow,
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