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BE ON THE LOOKOUT! Temu Ninjas & Buttcrack Bandit ON THE LOOSE! Today In Tennessee Segment 2/5/26

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Temu ninjas are targeting ATMs, but OnlyFans might have been a better place to show their a**

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First Up! A former Cumberland County Sheriff's Deputy was indicted yesterday.

As first reported on the Patriot Punk Network, Former officer of the year and swat captain John Coley was terminated from the sheriff's office last year and placed under investigation by tbi.

So what did he do? According to the tbi press release he was charged with 2 counts of grape of a vulnerable adult.

He was booked into the Cumberland County Jail on a 1 million dollar bond and by noon people were pointing out he'd been released.

However, VINE currently shows him in Overton County Jail a few counties over, probably for protection.

As of this recording, he has not made bail.

Round 2

Next, remember the Covenant shooting? Of course you do.

Well if you remember the shooter Audrey Hale kept a series of highly controversial diaries leading up to the tragedy,

Those diaries, which should have been public record as they were part of a closed criminal investigation, but for the last 3 years have been shielded from release by activist Instagram influencer judges & metro pd and lawyers.

For the last 3 years, they've tried every trick in the book — including copyright protection — to prevent the disclosure of these records.

Yesterday that roadblock was crushed by the TN Court of Appeals.

In a unanimous decision the the 3 judge panel ruled the excuses upheld by the lower court were pretty much complete bollocks.

They stopped short of ordering an immediate release however, and instead ordered the lower courts to re-examine the requests under more traditional redaction expectations

So, we will likely get insight into the documents in the coming weeks and months, something advocacy groups have fought towards for 3 years.

Id say this marks a win for transparency in TN, but since the costly legal battles were funded by taxpayers and citizens,

as will be the "lower court review", the best we can consider this, in my view, is a draw.

That's 2 down, 1 to go, why do you think metro Nashville wants those diaries kept private?

Round 3

A group in East TN is targeting ATMs from Alcoa to Knoxville and showing their ass while doing it.

East TN Valley Crime Stoppers, with help from Knoxville, Alcoa and Sevierville police need your help catching the evasive Temu Ninjas who are targeting ATMs.

They posted this collage of the perps and we couldn't help but notice one perp struggling to keep his pants up. Perhaps their motivation is a new belt.

The police tell us that the group is targeting ATMs, BUT they dont say HOW?

From the picture here looks like Gonzo has some kind of a device in his hand,

are they hacking the atms? Placing skimmers on them? Or are they breaking in and taking the Full Monty?

Either way, if you are using an ATM keep an eye out for Temu ninjas and their fearless foot soldiers the sneaky shnoz and the butt crank bandit.

See, with cheeks like that could have made more on OnlyFans.

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