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Round 1
First, A city worker in Brownsville has been arrested after blowing a 2nd chance like grass clippings in the wind
Richard Callaway, 48, was a previously convicted felon who the City of Brownsville was giving a fresh start.
From collecting trash to cutting grass Richard would fill in where needed doing odd jobs for the city.
Unfortunately that wasnt putting enough green in his pocket so Richard began supplementing his income.
And The West TN Drug Task Force got a tip Richard was making that extra green while on the clock
So Late last week a search warrant was served and they caught Richard in his city uniform just as he was headed to work
In his vehicle agents found 3/4lb of grass already bagged for distribution
and I'm not talking about the kind of grass the good citizens of Brownsville were paying him to cut.
So, where his pockets were stuffed with $1500 worth of that extra green he wanted
A $6500 bond and no day job means this business venture was a net loss.
Round 2
Next, Chattanooga Police responded to a call of 2 jackasses playing in the street, and instead of hauling them to jail they stopped to take selfies.
The suspects were reportedly wondering down a 2 lane road just before sunrise Friday Morning so Officers hoofed it to the scene
They arrived to find Squirrely Dan & Oatie Pete
After snapping a few selfies and having a laugh, Officers decided catch and release was a better protocol
Afterall, no one wanted to clean the holding cell once the pair made bond
So, Officers located the owner's and escorted the pair home.
And though we know this isnt exactly ground shattering News, we figured you needed a break from the all too frequent "teacher arrested for ****" headlines.
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Round 3
Last, Kingsport Police need your help tracking down a few jackasses of their own!
Late yesterday they released surveillance video showing 3 seperate incidents
The first shows a HEALTHY looking white woman walk into a shoe store wearing flip flops
She tries on some boots and After finding some she likes she puts them on, closes the box and walks right out.
Im betting she was either sick of stepping in puddles getting her feet wet with all the rain,
or she wanted to make a fashion statement.
The next video is a collection of pictures of a man and a woman inside a clothing store by a fitting room
Though it's hard to tell exactly why the police wanted to speak to them, the pair definitely seem suspicious.
I mean who goes to try on clothes wearing boots with no shoelaces?
And News must travel fast because the 3rd video posted shows a man dragging a push mower from behind what looks to be an apartment and walking off with it like a little red wagon.
Though no details were given apart from an incident number, we assume he heard about the recent job opening in Brownsville
If you recognize any of these questionable characters then contact the Kingsport PD.
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