It's 4:20
Do you know where YOUR politicians are?
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Round 1
What are the best clothes to wear when running from the police?
Scientifically speaking, I couldn't tell you.
But in Humphrey's county one suspect must thought that the traditional all black would make escaping too easy.
He decided to up the ante and wear something a little brighter making him this week's
BIGGEST BOOB in the News
Meet Yefri Urbanez who was apprehended Friday after police say he poked holes in a couple of his coworkers
After the hole poking but before the handcuffing Yefri decided to run And though The circumstances leading up to the hole-poking were not immediately clear
One thing was EXTREMELY easy to see—and that's Yefri, who had attempted to hide from the police helicopter while wearing his hi viz yellow vest.
He was easily taken into custody and is Currently sitting in the Humphrey's County Jail where they say hi viz orange is more his style.
I cant help but wonder, if he'd have just taken off the bright reflective shirt, would he have maybe gotten away?
Round 2
Next, today IS 4/20, the day recognized across the globe by those who partake in the Devil's lettuce,
This weekend was also conveniently the Nashville Canna Fest where vendors and visitors from all over come to celebrate the Hippie Haze
Over the weekend State Representative Aftyn Behn at the puffer paradise promoting her Pot for Potholes Legislation.
The bill would have used tax revenue from Mary Jane's Lettuce to patch some of the roads,
but, instead the General Assembly decided to Puff Puff pass on her idea and HB 2525 failed last month.
Still, that didnt stop her from attending and spreading the message possibly to gain support for the next session.
Ya know if the General Assembly did more smoking and less spending, we'd probably HAVE money to fix the potholes.
If you missed cannafest there's another in Memphis this May, but if you go do so responsibly!
That's 2 stories down, 1 to go, tell us, do you see TN Legalizing the devils lettuce anytime soon?
Round 3
Last, Memphis police need your help tracking down a female suspect they say used a pew pew to assault a man after a disagreement
Video released by Memphis police show the suspect who they say is a black female, 18 – 20 with light complexion, about 5'3" and weighing in at about a buck twenty
The suspect was last seen running into the Walden Pointe Apartments & may still be armed with her pew pew.
If you recognize her or see her, call the MPD & do not approach, after all, the last person she got cross with was taken to the hospital.
The victim was listed as in Stable condition.
Bonus Round
Wilson County Commissioner Jerry Mcfarland scored a big win after the Order of Protection against him was dismissed.
This comes nearly a year after he was accused of harassing a female county employee while McFarland has maintained his communication was entirely about 60,000 taxpayer dollars spent on TVs they csnt track down.
His press release highlights credibility issues with the IT Manager and states
McFarland is grateful the court took the time to hear the full facts and clear his name.
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