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Round 1
First up Crockett County saw a lot multi-agency action over the weekend and it left mattresses on the floor and one suspect dripping wet
Get your mind outta the gutter, because I'm talking about a shakedown of the jail and a foot pursuit which both involved other agencies.
Friday was the shakedown, where every cell was tossed, item removed and contraband destroyed.
Gibson County gave them a hand, But, overall it may not have been needed as the sheriff's office was happy to report— there were no violations.
Unlike the fruitless Contraband Shakedown this encounter resulted in some charges being filed.
It started when a car fled from Jackson PD and escaped.
A short while later, Crockett County responded to a stranded motorist call and low and behold it was the same vehicle Jackson PD had engaged earlier.
The suspect swam across a pond trying to escape but found himself without a paddle and was taken into custody, with special thanks to these agencies:
He booked into the Madison county jail for the charges in Jackson, but police never released his name.
We looked and Several people were arrested for evading arrest in jackson over the weekend so if I had to guess, its the one that smells like Pond water
Round 2
Next, Vice just took 2 lbs of booger sugar off the streets of Columbia
Not that Columbia, the one right here in TN
That's right this booger sugar was Columbian squared.
All jokes aside late last week Vice and a bunch of other divisions of Columbia PD along with members of the local DAs office executed a search warrant.
Their information must have been good because they found 2lbs of booger sugar (both soft and hard) and 16oz of Mary Jane's Flowers *thats 1lb but sounded like more for dramatic effect*
The individual they say was selling this high energy sugar and Satan's spice was someone previously convicted of dealing in illicit substances
but once again police never named him.
They probably wanna turn him into a snitch? So, a word of advice: just dont buy Columbian Booger sugar anytime soon,
because if your plug IS the snitch, you could be the subject of the CPD's next press release
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Round 3
Being a nurse is tough enough, but being a nurse in a jail adds an entirely new level of challenges.
And one nurse in Loudon County just learned that first hand
Friday morning an inmate by the name of Daniel Allen Stinnett*
*was undergoing a medical exam when he decided the charges he was already facing werent enough.
or DA Stinnett for short *
Seeing an opportunity to rack up even more charges, He slammed the door to the exam room closed and, based on the statement and new charges, attempted to give the nurse an early retirement.
Fortunately his hostage taking career was short-lived. Swat quickly broke into the exam room rescuing the nurse and once again apprehending Stinnet.
The nurse was taken to a nearby hospital and released after a brief check up, and stinnet—well, he's still at the graybar hotel, just with a few more charges under his belt.
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