Dude! Just read the dam sign!
Today in Tennessee Segment 7/8/26
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Round 1
Chattanooga Police are looking for a man who’s been going door‑to‑door like a regular salesman—until nobody answers, and then he switches to “five‑finger discount” mode.
According to Crime Stoppers, when homeowners don’t come to the door, he heads for the yard and helps himself to whatever’s not nailed down, including chainsaws and weedeaters.
He’s been seen driving a blue GMC Terrain in East Brainerd and other nearby areas.
There’s a reward of up to 5,000 dollars for information that leads to identifying him, and police are reminding folks that a legitimate salesperson should be able to show ID, leave paperwork, and, most importantly, they don't typically wander off toward your shed when you don’t answer the door.
If you recognize him, report it, because in this economy, getting paid to bust a fake salesman may be the only door‑to‑door deal actually worth saying yes to.
Round 2
Cheatham County has officially opened its brand‑new 60‑million‑dollar correctional facility, a project that’s been in the works for years and now sits right next to the old jail in Ashland City.
About 100 inmates were moved over on opening day, and the new building roughly doubles the county’s capacity, with room for up to 200 prisoners.
The place comes complete with upgraded security, modern holding areas, expanded court access, and better inmate separation to cut down on overcrowding and mixing people who shouldn’t be housed together.
It also has a dedicated medical unit where a nurse is on duty 24/7, a doctor is scheduled for weekly visits, and a dentist comes in monthly—which is more regular health care than some folks on the outside are getting.
Sheriff Tim Binkley says the old jail won’t be scrapped; it’ll be renovated and used to hold up to 100 additional inmates, including female inmates and weekenders, once the work is done.
Thats two rounds down and one to go and lets see if this video can get more likes than the new Cheatham County jail can house.
Round 3
TVA is rolling out some very hard‑to‑miss safety upgrades around its dams, starting at Pickwick Landing, and the message is basically: “If you can read, maybe don’t die here, please.”
They’ve installed huge red‑and‑white warning boards that spell out hazards like sudden water rises, dangerous currents, and drowning risk, backed up by sirens and flashing lights to tell boaters and swimmers when it’s time to get the hell out of dodge!
The agency says this is part of a multi‑dam safety upgrade that will expand to places like Kentucky, Fort Loudoun, Nickajack, Watts Bar, and Guntersville, all tied into TVA’s Lake Levels website and alert systems so boaters can get early warnings before conditions turn nasty.
It’s a response to years of incidents where people underestimated how fast flows can change below and above dams, treating hazardous‑waters zones like just another good fishing spot.
So if you’re out on the water and you see a billboard‑sized sign screaming “DANGER: Dam Ahead, Hazardous Waters, Life Jacket Must Be Worn,” that’s not TVA being dramatic—it’s TVA trying to make sure your summer doesn’t end up featured in the next Today in Tennessee Segment [wink].
The sirens, lights, and giant text are there because one preventable tragedy near a dam is one too many, and apparently “common sense” requires an extra large font and pretty lights!
That was your daily Tennessee news roundup.
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