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Round 1
Earlier this week a Subway Sandwich Shop in Stewart County was burlarized, and though they didnt snag any footlongs, they did escape with cash and the store's security system
Unfortunately for the suspects, it's hard to steal from a sub shop and not leave a trail of breadcrumbs
Investigator Page took a look at a nearby businesses camera footage and was able to obtain a PARTIAL vehicle description — and that's the only clue he needed
This partial description was entered into the all seeing FLOCK system and a few hours later, in coordination with the Erin Police Department, the vehicle was found.
Koby Reynolds and Tramarcus Spoon, both 18 years old and fresh outta school were arrested for the theft
Police determined that not only had they hit the subway in Stewart County, but another one in Montgomery County.
You're really setting your sights high when your after-graduation plans include a spree of sandwich shop burglaries.
Especially when you're named after aluminum foil and a kitchen utensil,
The 2 criminal master minds will now get to experience the fine-dining offered at the gray bar bed and breakfast,
Where they'll have plenty of time to enjoy all the foot longs they want
Round 2
Next, The Anderson County Sheriff's Office took to Facebook yesterday to remind everyone that a Toyota Camry is a sedan, not a submarine
Yesterday during an attempted warrant service, deputies spotted the suspect, Daniel Poore, leaving in his early 2000s Toyota
When they tried to pull him over, Poore decided to take a different route—one that eventually led to spike strips.
And since tires are a necessary part of a high speed getaway, poore veered off the road and attempted to make an amphibious escape instead.
Unfortunately for Daniel, neither he nor his camry were very good at maritime navigation and the car became stuck
Then, Either in an effort to hide or miraculously float away, daniel laid down in the water
you might say that was a Poore decision
*cuts to disgusted stare*
Deputies took him into custody and now he's got a few extra charges to answer for,
Though I didn't see one for improper parking nor boating without a license, so maybe they're going easy on him.
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Round 3
Last, Jenna Amacher, a former Tullahoma City Alderman, was ARRESTED yesterday
The sealed indictment brought by the DA's office is believed to center around her recent run for County Clerk and includes Charges of
False entries on registration or election documents,
False swearing or affirming,
Destruction of and tampering with government records,
Perjury against the peace and dignity of Tennessee and
Change of address
If this is giving you alittle De Ja Vu, thats because Amacher is no stranger to legal battles with DA Northcott.
While serving as an Alderman for Tullahoma, she was charged with living outside her district—a battle she eventually won.
That feeling of Deja Vu is what's leaving Locals split.
Some think it's a repeat of the last witch hunt or the continuation of whatever Vendetta Northcott has with Amacher,
while others say there's no way the DA would risk a public defeat twice in a row.
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