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SWIFT KICK IN THE GROINWould you have done something different?Today In Tennessee Segment 2/9/26

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*Dragging Victim*
What would you do?

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Round 1

A Lebanon woman is being called Brave after fighting back against an attack in broad daylight.

Over the weekend a woman was walking out of the dollar tree in Memphis, erm, I mean Lebanon

And as she was putting her bags in her trunk a man pushed her to the ground and demanded her money.

She didnt take that lying down and not only did she refuse the attacker's request, but what she did next has some calling her another B word — bad aaaass

According to the Lebanon police department that's when the woman gave her attacker a swift kick to the groin.
And At that point, the only precious jewels he was able to focus on were his own

Allowing the woman to escape.
She had some cuts and scrapes but overall was fine.

Personally, I like to carry when I shop, and that way the only B word I have to worry about during an attack is bullets.

But, the Bobby Hill Method of self defense works too.

*King of the Hill Clip*

Round 2

Next, there is an impending water system failure in Coffee County and no one is 100% sure of the exact cause

It started late last week when municipalities in the area started aaking their customers ration water.

That ask quickly became a demand

The blame, at least at first, seemed to be cast on customers for increased usage after the icepocalypse.

Then, after folks in the area demanded answers because it wasnt like the whole neighborhood was out washing their car, the truth started to come out.

There's a leak, or several.

Duck River feeds several different water departments and the latest update said there's a leak in one of the supplier valves systems, but TUA says they could have a leak on their side too.

The Hydrogeologist we had on our show last night says there's probably even more. 

We don't know what to make of it, but if the system fails and we lose water, it's gonna make hawk maintenance a real bugger.

*2 stories down 1 to go, while we are talking about water you have well water or rely on public utilities?*

Round 3

And a 17 year old in LaVergne made several dumb decisions over the weekend.

Not only was this juvenile riding around LaVergne at night,
with open brewskis in the car.
And a pew pew
And 19 grams of math

That's it, I think.

He was charged with all sorts of things (as you can imagine) and I only have 1 question

Where are the parents

Bonus Round

In Music News, the leader singer and founding member for the band 3 Doors Down died over the weekend.

Brad Arnold, who wrote one of the bands most famous songs "kryptonite" at age 15, was a Murfreesboro TN resident and members of the local community are mourning his passing.

He was 47 years old and died of cancer that he'd been fighting for some time. If you listened to the band drop your favorite 3 Doors Down tune in the comments.

That's your TN News Roundup for more deep dives on local issues check out the Patriot Punkcast on Rumble every Sunday and Wednesday at 7pm Thanks for looking at our TITS!

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