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Round 1
France has declared war on Candace Ownes and the battleground has now shifted to Middle Tennessee.
Emmanuel and Brigitte Macron are suing the Nashville podcaster PERSONALLY in a Middle TN federal court for defamation.
Unless you've been living under a rock the last 2 years, you've seen Owens amplifying claims Brigitte has a peen. Or had a peen.
The Macrons say that's flat out false.
And since Owens has gone so far as to stake her ENTIRE professional reputation on the claim, the Macrons are taking her up on it.
They first filed in Delaware, where her companies are registered, and that case IS ongoing.
But since Candace lives and records out of her home in Nashville, that's where the suit against her in her personal capacity has to be filed
The Macrons are demanding a jury trial, punitive damages and a court order to make Candace shut up.
Guess the French finally found something they won't surrender.
Round 2
Erin, Tennessee just got its first snow of the season.
Almost 65 pounds of it.
According to Police, they pulled a semi over last night for "traffic violations," and when they got to digging, they found 29.4 kilos of spicy baking soda.
The driver, Alfredo Trujillo of Mexico, is charged with possession for resale and awaiting a $500,000 bond, with more charges pending.
There's just 1 problem.
Nobody's sniffing out a truckload of nose candy through the driver's side window.
And the K9? They didn't bring him in till AFTER the drugs were found.
Guess he was feeling a little low energy.
It also looks like unmarked cars made this "routine" stop.
If ya ask me, the only thing I smell is a rat
And if somebody snitched… are we sure that was the REAL shipment?
Or did they let the decoy take the fall while the big load cruised on through?
Either way, Trujillo's next long haul is gonna have a different view.
*prison bars slam over mug shot, door slam SFX*
That's 2 stories down, with 1 left to go, should foreign nationals like Alfredo be held in US jails to serve their sentence, or deported straight away?
Round 3
Would you be surprised to know Marsha Blackburn wants your nuts?
Acorns, y'all. Get your mind outta the gutter.
The governor-elect is in a new video asking Tennesseans to go out and collect white oak acorns as part of a statewide effort to bring the tree back.
Ya see, white oaks have plummeted so the Department of Agriculture's East Tennessee Nursery, UT and the Tennessee Forestry Association teamed up to fix it.
Unfortunately you've got until Sunday to get your nuts in. Details are available here. *point to on-screen info*
Seems the only ones upset about Marsha's move are the squirrels, who are calling it taxation without representation.
But if you're not worried about pissing off the forest's freedom fighters, grab a bucket and head to the woods.
And if anybody asks what you're doing out there, just tell 'em Tennessee's next governor wants your nuts.
That's your quick peek at Tennessee news, for deep dives on local issues watch the Patriot Punkcast on Rumble every Sunday and Wednesday at 7
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