If you had the option of running sprints or posting memes, which would you choose?
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Round 1
First up, when was the last time you walked into a cricket store?
Well sometime late Tuesday night or early Wednesday morning, a masked man entered the Shelbyville location,
And No, you didnt miss the announcement where Cricket went 24 hours, this guy just wanted the FREE 99 unlimited plan.
Carrying around a sledgehammer & a crowbar with the price sticker still on it, the man seemed to really enjoy having his picture taken.
Now, the Shelbyville PD didnt give specifics, but the suspect is said to have stolen and untold amount of merchandise and caused some level of property damage.
*sledgehammer kinda gave that last part away*
Commenters also noted the man appears to have either layered up his clothes or dawned some kinda padding to make himself look bigger.
So if you happen to be approached by a man in stretched out clothes offering you a sweet deal on a brand new cricket phone
Or if you're browsing marketplace and happen to see them
You may want to call the Shelbyville police.
Round 2
Next, A Tennessee man just about made as much money off 1 meme as most NFL players make their first year in the league.
Larry Bushart, the Lexington man who was arrested last year for posting a Trump meme, just walked away with a settlement, and it's abig one.
To jog your memory:
Shortly after the Charlie Kirk tragedy, Larry started trolling a folks in a local group with memes.
We've all done it.
One of the memes he posted showed Donald Trump and quoted him after the "Perry High School" disaster in iowa
Though the Perry County, TN Sheriff admitted he knew the meme wasnt related to their county school, they arrested Larry anyway.
Larry Spent 37 days in the gray bar hotel, but unlike most visitors of this fine institution, Larry got paid for his time.
Announced yesterday, his lawsuit settled for $835,000, just about $50k less than the NFL 1st year minimum salary.
Which got me thinking,
If you had the option between 15+ years of lifting weights, running sprints, & getting yelled at by coaches
Or
Shitposting memes until you pissed someone off enough to arrest you,
Which would you pick?
I think I figured out why kids spend so much time on the internet.
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Round 3
Last, last night we caught wind of an investigation into Jenna Amacher, former Tullahoma Alerman & most recently a candidate for coffee county clerk
Our sources tell us that the investigation centers once again around Jenna's residency.
Most won't remember but during her time as an Alderman storms delayed the construction of Jenna's home,
Long story short, this resulted in her residency being challenged by DA Craig Northcott in a lengthy and costly legal battle that Jenna eventually won.
Now, though at the time of this recording we have seen no official releases, pur sources tell us that the issue has to do with residency and the most recent election
Is there any merit to the accusations this time? Or will this prove to be another nothing burger?
We will bring you an update, as soon as we have one.
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